Текст песни Nathanial Castro — Nintendo Song

If I had my way
we'd be Nintendo
and we'd play doubles all night long
and then when we
get to the next level
you'd paint
and I'll play a song

'cause I'd have
all the hearts
with high score
find all the keys
to all the doors
n to finally beat the game
save the princess from the evil king
call it what you want
but I think we both know what I mean

there's no cheating in this game
except
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a start
n' then
I would be invincible
and have super powers and
you couldn't play punch out
with my heart

If I had my way
we'd be a cartoon
wake up early every morning
just to watch you
and then to see
your eyes and the girl inside
I'd pour cold water on you

'cause I'd be
Mighty Mouse
or The Brain
I'd be so strong
do all the right things
'cause when Bluto takes Olive Oil
you know Popeye always gets her back
we'd solve the case, pull off the masks
and cook up some Scooby snacks

We'd have all the dragon balls
live forever
together
nothing could tear us apart
we would be invincible
super Saiyon
you couldn't be
a Happy Tree Friend
to my heart