Текст песни Duskwood Global — Like a Tank

-Mr Charger, Thanks for coming to your preformance review
-No problem!
-So, you're the tank around here, is that fair to say?
-Absolutely, i'm tha TANK.
-Okay, so take us through a day in the life of "tha TANK"
-Well, the first thing i gotta do is

GET IN THE QUEUE
WAIT 2 SECONDS
WIPE THE GROUP
QQ 'BOUT LOOT

DISS THE HEALER
/LEAVE IT
WAIT 15minutes
REPEAT THE FIRST PART

GO GET SOME GEAR
JOIN A RAIDGROUP
BRB
TILL A GET KICKED

JONE ANOTHER 1
PULL SOME BOSSES
LOSE THE AGGRO
THAT'S CALLED A WIPE

RUN BACK IN
GRAB THE TRASHS LOOT
GET CALLED A NINJA
SAY FUCK YOU TOO

LEAVE THE RAID GROUP
SPAM THE TRADECHAT
"its so hard to play warrior these days DUUUDE"

HATE ON BLIZZARD!
REROLL A PALLY
GET REPUTATION
PLAYIN EASY MODE

PULL SOME BOSSES
BUBBLE HEARTH HOME
ANOTHER BRB
KILL 8 BORDS

GET BORED OF PALLYS
REROLL A DRUID
HAVE FURY ERP
GET BACK TO WARRIOR

GET IN THE QUEUE
KICK THE HILLER
PULL SOME MOBS
NOW I'M DEAD

-Ahah, so.. That's an average day for you then?
-No doubt
-You kick the healer and die
-Absolutely
-And I think, at some point there you said something about furry ERP?
-Nope
-Actually i'm pretty sure you did
-Naw, that aint me
-Okay, this has been eye-opening for me
-I'm tha TANK
-Ya, I know that, you said that 'bout 400 times
-I'm tha TANK
-Ya, ya, I got that
-I'm tha TANK
-Okay, great, bye