Текст песни Юфуин Эн — 俺は究極怠慢主義者

Heiwa no hiketsu o oshieyou ka
min'na ga nani mo shinakya ī dakeda!

Nani mo kani mo subete mendokusai
majidegachide nani mo shitakunai nda
tteka omaera nori-gena no wa nazeda!
Hayaku taose soshite hayaku kaera sero

nani mo shitakunai yaruki nante zero
nanoni dōshite ore ga tatakau nda!

Gakkyū iin no aitsu ya ichiban moteru aitsu ga
hīrō ni wa niaunoni na ze ko no ore ga!?

Nani mo kani mo subete mendokusai
majidegachide nani mo shitakunai nda
tteka omaera nori-gena no wa nazeda!?
Hayaku taose soshite hayaku kaera sero
daradara shite jinsei rōhi shitai!
Gorogoro shite nete wa okite ne tetai!
Tamani onsen manjū o tabete
tsumaru tokoro nani mo kani mo mendokusai!

Dakara ittaro zenbu mendo itte
nanoni kaijin don dake waite kunda!?

Are mo kore mo zenbu mendokusai
nani mo shinakya heiwa datte ittadaro
mata omaera tatakau toka maji ka!?
Nidone yori mo chikyū daiji datte no ka!?
Nukunuku shite gogo ni okiru Mainichi!
Gudaguda shite gēmu dake no Mainichi!
Tamani onsen manjū o taberu
son'na hibi ni shinro kibō teishutsu-chū!

Wakai hito wa yume ga nai tte?
Oreniha aru… nete kurasu nda!

Nani mo kani mo subete mendokusai
majidegachide nani mo shitakunai nda
demo omaera to isshodato naze ka
iki teru no mo warukunai ki ga suru nda
daradara shita bushitsu no kūki toka…
dakedo yappa tatakau no wa mendōda!