Текст песни Watsky — mr. Nice Guy

Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Grrr)
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy
Can show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean)
Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite!
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy
Can show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean)

A good guy is gonna buy you a drink
But a nice guy is gonna buy you ten
And when you're too drunk to drive he'll be right outside in his ride to provide a friend
And the night could end at your doorstep but he'll just wink
Because you're tripping if you think that he'd take a hink
He might even help you get undressed and tuck you in
And in the morning leave a nice note to show he's been
Is it your cup of tea for him to up and leave?
Kick it a little then blow town like a tumble weed
You tripping if hoping it'll go down like an undersea submarine
The women that live in the fantasy pipedream, tunnel seen
When I get up, said I stutter, a-and, I-I, kn-n-now no other
Way to be forward and totally open except to mutter
Nice guy's leave your bright side and find another

Yo, wazzup? I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Grrr)
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy
Can show you a real nice night!
Yo, what's up I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Hard!)
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy's
Gonna show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean)

Nice guys finish last cause they're not trying to win
They just trying to win your pity
Now you might think he's your buddy with that puppy dog mug
But he just wants some puppy love, really
Will he pick you up for lunch and then bail and make you hail a cab
Bring a drink and then slip it in a paperbag
Later on he's gonna really make you mad
Nice guy's a feminist, he'll let you pay the tab
When I get over this I'mma getting you out tonight, right?
Winning the women and living and sinning in paradise right
I got an imagination like sci-fi science
I fight these nice guy's tenancies but the disguise lies
Any guy could take you how to end a drought, but fuck the route I'm not about to leave the building now to pout
So if you can't say something nice
Then be polite and shut your mouth
Unless you're talking with a nice guy
Then curse the bastard out

Mr. Nice guy be senor suave in the dance hall
Got the Cuban motion in the ocean if you like that
Call me sexy papi [?] see the pretty mommies
And a white guy can't fight the white caps
So I be hanging onto my high school spanish like a life raft

Oh...hola...¿cómo se llama, mama? [?] that means "wana get your freak on?"
Ya know the more buttons you undo on your shirt, the more women you pick up in a week...I don't even button my fly anymore
Don't worry, I don't bite

Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite!
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy
Can show you a real nice night!
Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite!
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy
Can show you a real nice night!

Goodnight