Текст песни Violent Femmes — Mirror-mirror on the wall

I see a damsel
In danger and distress.
I see that she is pretty.

I see a young girl
Dressed in a dirty dress.
I see that she is pretty.

Mirror-mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest one of all?

I see a fat girl
With her hair a mess.
I see that she is pretty.

I see a proud girl.
She's pregnant, I would guess.
I see that she is pretty.

Mirror-mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest one of all?

Mirror-mirror, do not fail.
Who deserves to go to jail?

I see the school girls
Dressed in their sunday best.
I see that they are pretty.

I see the wagon trains
Of pioneer-women heading west.
I see that they are pretty.

Mirror-mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest one of all?

Creature-creature, here the plan
Leads unto the fall of man.

I see a matron
Unbuttoning a tightly fitting dress.
I see that she is pretty.

I see a maiden.
She's careless like all the rest.
I see that she is pretty.

Mirror-mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest one of all?

Mirror-mirror, do not fail.
Who deserves to go to jail?

Mirror-mirror on the wall,
Who's the prettiest one of all?

Mirror-mirror, humor me.
Do they see what I see?