Текст песни The Lonely Island — I Just Had Sex

Sometimes, something beautiful happens in this world.
You don't know how to express yourself so you just gotta sing:
I Just had Sex, and it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her

I just had sex, and I'll never go back
To the not havin' sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest

You'll never guess where I just came from I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin' it was the best
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey didn't see ya there guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
That was sure nice of her to let ya do that thing
Nice of any girl ever , now sing!

I Just had Sex, and it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I вЂ˜m surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense, but man screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
But with that in mind a soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls, who let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall, I wanna think you all for lettin' us fuck you!

She kept lookin' at her watch
Doesn't matter had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts!

I just had sex
And my dreams came true
So if you've had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I JUST HAD SEX
Everybody sing
And it felt so good
We all had sex
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex, and I'll never go back
To the not havin' sex ways of the past