Текст песни Ship or Sheep — Sports report from Channel 4

LAURA SHORT: Good morning, listeners. This is Laura Short. All the footballers are walking towards me. Here's George Ball, the goalkeeper.
Good morning, George.
GEORGE BALL: Good morning. Are you a reporter?
LAURA SHORT: Yes, George. l'm Laura Short from Radio Station 4. Tell us about the football match with York.
GEORGE BALL: Well, it was awful. We lost. And the score was forty-four, four. But it wasn't mv fault, Laura
LAURA SHORT: Whose fault was it, George?
GEORGE BALL: The forwards.
LAURA SHORT: The forwards?
GEORGE BALL: Yes. The forwards. They were always falling over or losing the ball!