Текст песни Joan Osborne — What if was one of us

If God had a name…
Would it be Kira…
Would you let him see your face…
If you were faced with him in all his stupidity…
Would you correct him if he spelt your name wrong…

Yeah, yeah, God is a moron.
Yeah, yeah, God isn’t good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God was one of us…
Just a slob like one of us…
With Ray Penbar on the bus…
Trying to kill the criminals.

If God had a face…would it be ugly…
And would you want to see…
If seeing burnt your eyes out,
Can you believe…
He’s just an idiotic kid with a dream…
To make life shitty.

Yeah, yeah, God is a loser.
Yeah, yeah, God is a prat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God was one of us…
The joker of the circus…
People think he’s dangerous…
But he’s just a brainless twit…

Feeding Ryuk some apples.
He is friendless and all alone.
Nobody calling on the phone.
‘Cept maybe Misa, for a moan.

Yeah, yeah, God is a dope.
Yeah, yeah, He’s just a freak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us…
With a mental illness…
Causing chaos on the bus…
Killing agents and police.

Trying to move out of his home…
To cause the murders all alone…
He thinks he’s kept himself unknown
We’ll knock him off his foolish throne
His stupidness will then be shown.
Lets smash his head in with a stone.