Текст песни Joel Hodgson — Mystery Science Theater 3000 Love Theme

In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!
"We'll send him cheesy movies!
The worst we can find! (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind!" (la la la)
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la la la),
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call (alright let's go)
Cambot! (Pan left!)
Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)
Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)
Crooooow! (He's a wisecracker)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts,
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show
I should really just relax"
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!