Текст песни Country Teasers — Golden Apples

Richie is so weak, that he almost can't be seen
Edgar's tall and skinny like a string of runner beans
Simon can't walk properly he has trees instead of feet
Ellen's nose is long and hooked like jean-luc's long hooked beak
but I am the perfect image of mankind
made by God to remind him of his son
my back is straight like a straight white line
golden apples issued from the hole in my bum