Текст песни Barnyard Ballers — Nudie Bar Blues

Em Am G
Driving home in my car
Em Am G
I've been at the nudie bar
Em Am G
I'm not gonna let her sleep
Em Am G
'cause I want sex - I want it cheap

Am C B
All the things that I've seen
Am C B
and now I want my pornoqueen

Em Am G
I'm so happy that you're home
Em Am G
Now get the sperm a subtle flow

Em G
Just one dance on the lap
Am C Em/B
and I'm all braver, ready to snap

D
I've got the nudie bar blues
Am
What you gonna do?
C B
I need it and I need it bad
D
I've got the nudie bar blues
Am
What you gonna do?
C B
My balls are blue, my mind is going mad

E|--------------|
B|--------------|
G|--------------|
D|--4-----------|
A|--2--0--------|
E|--------3--2--|

My wife don't like it when I go
The devil in me starts to grow
Coming home all in a rage
from watching women half my age

It's not my fault - I lose control
Naked chicks will take their toll

If I get home and you're not there
I'll find a hooker, I don't care

Just one dance on the lap
and I'm all braver, ready to snap

I've got the nudie bar blues...

Friday at the nudie bar
I took it just a step to far
Saw this little chicken dance
I knew I had to take the chance

Followed her home - Kicked down the door
Left her bleeding on the floor

Guess I must have lost my kid
'cause now that poor girl's lying dead

Just one dance on the lap
and I'm all braver, ready to snap

I've got the nudie bar blues...