Текст песни Amateur Transplants — Finals Countdown

How to take a history has aways been a mystery?
How to find a JVP?
How to take a pulse?
Asking patients about sex
Supinator reflex
Skin bumps, necl lumps
Now give me a cough!
MMR, BCG, Meningitis, DTP
Milestones, UC, Crohn's, Coeliac disease
Fallot's tetralogy,
Different types of allergy,
Antenatal screening of congenital disease,
Spastic paraplegia, Syringomyelia,
Measuring Glasgow coma, extradural haematoma,
Alzheimer's, Parkinson's,
Penetrance of Huntington's,
HIV, CJD, Syphilitic chancre

Thrombocytopenia, treating schizophrenia,
Causes of bulimia, OCD,
Self-harm, Suicide,
Side-effects of Frusemide,
Personality disorder, SLE,
Multiple sclerosis, Haemochromatosis, Paraphimosis, Endometriosis,
Salpingitis, laryngitis,
Pharingitis, urethritis,
Uveitis, retinitis pigmentosa

Fractured neck of femur, causes of oedema,
Aqueous humour, different kinds of tumor,
Pneumothorax, DVT,
Hepatosplenomegaly,
Prostate, Kidney, brest and spleen,
Every organ in between

Ehlers-Danlos, Marfan's, Cushing's, Conn's,
Addison's, Carpal tunnel syndrome,
Alopecia, Dupuytren's,
Henoch-Schonlein purpura,
Austin-Flint murmur,
VSD, DIC, SIADH,
Typhoid, Amyloid, Osteo-Rheumatoid,
Patients that are paranoid,
Movements that are athetoid,
Sarcoid, carcinoid, Cushingoid, Mongoloid,
Pseudo-pseudo pseudopseudohypoparathyroid

X-ray, ECG, Basic Cardiology,
Neuro, Endo, ENT, Oncology,
All of Rheumatology, Bits of Embryology,
A level Chemistry, Epidemiology,
Haem, Firm, Paeds, Derm,
Psyche, Surgery, Rheumo, Ortho
So much stuff you need o know!
Learning drugs is so much stress!
You memorize the BNF!
Public health, public health!
WHAT THE f**k IS PUBLIC HEALTH?!