Текст песни Alice Stuart — Seven Beers With The Wrong Woman

Seven beers with the wrong woman

We sat at a table for two

The next thing I knew, she whispered

Oh boy, I could sure go for you

My heart beat a little bit quicker

And I held her sweet little hand

I swelled up with pride, But oh, how she lied

I sure was a foolish young man

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Seven beers with the wrong woman

She made me get up and dance

Around and around we circled

Til I missed some money from my pants

I ask her if she had seen it

She smiled up at me and said no

To this day to me, it’s a big mystery

Still wonder just where it did go

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Seven beers with the wrong woman

Her husband walked in after that

Soon as he spied us together

He walked up and gived me a smack

He grabbed me by the seat of my britches

Boy he sure jerked up the swack

And then I got tossed out the door by the bar

Who told me to never come back

Seven beers with the wrong woman

It’s my one and only regret

I guess she was only fooling

When she called me her darling and pet

Well I wish that the Lord had made Adam

And never made anyone else

If there’s one thing I know the next place I go

I’m gonna buy fourteen beers for myself.