Текст песни Rachel Bloom — We don’t need a man

Spoken:

Shaina: Yo. Rachel and I just got dumped.

Rachel: Yeah! And you know what? We're better off! ROB.

Shaina: Damn right. It's time to have a girl's night.

Rachel: Yeah! It's time to have a girl's night! Let's start singing now!

Shaina:
BABY EVER SINCE YOU LEFT
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' SO DAMN FINE
I'M FEELING LIKE MYSELF AGAIN
IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Rachel:
BABY EVER SINCE YOU LEFT
I'VE BEEN EATIN' A LOT OF CHEESE.
I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN 3 DAYS
AND I'M SLEEPING WITH MY DOG, LOUISE.

Chorus:
WE DON'T NEED A MAN
(I'M BETTER OFF ALONE)
WE DON'T NEED A MAN

Rachel: I don't deserve love!

Shaina:
GETTIN' READY FOR THE CLUB
JAMMIN' TO MY FAVORITE SONG
GOT MY SHORT SHORT SKIRT
MY HIGH HIGH HEELS
AND MY RED LIPSTICK ON.

Rachel:
GETTIN' READY FOR THE CLUB
AND BY CLUB I MEAN THE BATH.
GOT MY SHORT SHORT SKIRT
MY HIGH HIGH HEELS
AND WRITE ROB'S NAME ON MY ARMS IN RED LIPSTICK.

Chorus:
WE DON'T NEED A MAN
(I'M AN EMPOWERED WOMAN)
WE DON'T NEED A MAN

Rachel: I made a life-size replica of you out of socks you left at my apartment.

Shaina:
OHHH I'M STRONGER NOW WITHOUT YOU HOLDING ME BACK

Rachel:
OHHHH I'M STRONGER NOW FROM CARRYING THE SOCK MAN WHILE WE DANCE.

Shaina:
I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU A LONG TIME AGO!

Rachel:
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FAT.

Chorus:
WE DON'T NEED A MAN
(I'M BETTER OFF ALONE)
WE DON'T NEED A MAN....